Blunders, Flops, and Bloopers #2

We're sitting at a lovely restaurant at a piazza in Pompei, the four of us sipping some local wine and people watching.


Dennis: "Wow. All those little kids are speaking Ita... Oh."

Cue hysterical laughter.

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